You god damn condescending bitches.

ctfxced:

Im all about that bass.

ctfxced:

Im all about that bass.

When you get into a dual shower and bath at the opposite end of the shower and realize that the water is too hot but you don’t want to step out to change it and you don’t want to reach through the waterfall of Satan’s tears that lies in front of you. The realness of my struggle is hella…

arya-stormborn:

maddieatsbrains:

holy frick

from now on, whenever anybody doubts marvel casting ill just show them this

asylum-art:

Dreamlike Photography By Rosie Hardy      on flickr

Rosie Hardy is a worldwide photographer based in Manchester, UK, and you are really lucky if you live near her, because she is offering workshops to those interested in learning her photography techniques, and believe me, from what we’ve seen, there are lots of things to learn.

howllor:

gothtriggers:

Scientists have developed a material so dark that you can’t see it.

"I’m only wearing black until they invent something darker."

"what are you wearing?"
"void"

kenerics:

who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti

The situation and events that took place within the last two days:

  • I hung out with my ex-boyfriend of two years who I haven’t really talked to until now. We climbed a tree and watched a rainstorm over a marsh. We were drenched. 
  • I skinny dipped for the first time. It was cold.
  • My ex told me that the reason he dumped me was because he cheated on me. Didn’t even care. What he did was wrong (which I made sure to point out) but we had so much fun as friends and it is now water under the bridge. I told myself I’d never talk to him again before and now we are playing words with friends.
  • Old friends of mine from years ago ran into me at work.
  • They proceeded to ask me about my coworker whom I have been painfully crushing on lately. They then informed me that he played the same tricks on all of us and even sent us the same exact dick pics.
  • They also received a picture of his ass. 
  • On my way home a dazed bull crossed the road. We called the police.
  • We were stood up by the police.
  • It’s a full moon.
  • Shit is cray.

When did boys start thinking that “wanna watch a movie?” translates to “wanna fuck?” What? Do boys just not appreciate fine cinema?